‘definitely’ has to be the world’s most misspelled word i swear to god

i need a day off to catch up on sleep but every time i have a day off i end up wanting to do something and not waste my day

bluebeanze:

friendship is so weird???

Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker

was supposed to start work at 9 but got told i can come in at 10 if i ‘had a big night’ omg my work rules so hard

hey it appears that every word i say is wrong and everything i do is wrong so that’s nice and that makes me feel so fantastic about myself

steamed-hams:

is there a name for those guys who spend all day online looking up shit about the ‘illuminati’ and call whoever disagrees with them ‘blind’ and often wear fedoras and give atheists a bad name

parradiso:

welcome to Australia

steamed-hams:

can we make “amanda bynes wasted” happen

i said the word ‘work’ way too many times in that post

let’s discuss how i finished work early with a girl i work with and we are now going out and getting drunk knowing full well that we both have to work tomorrow

wanting something so badly that you can feel your whole chest and stomach caving in on itself is so fucked up, i need to go to work now and shut off.